No one knows for sure.
To try and clear up the issue, I’ve turned to "What Disney Princess Are You?," a quiz found on Facebook.
What color hair do you have?
Brown. A few news outlets have been calling her a blonde. But she ain’t.
Where do you live?
A castle/palace. Technically she lives in a million-dollar apartment her parents bought her but it’s definitely no hut (one of the other choices). It’s also, I believe, above water.
Quality you find charming in Prince Charming.
He keeps me up all night. It was a toss-up between that and “He picks up after me.” But let’s be honest, Wills has people for that.
Pimp this ride!
Swim. Kate is apparently allergic to horses so the pumpkin carriage is out and the message boards seem to indicate she likes water sports. Ahem. If I knew for sure the car driving her to the church was a Jaguar I might have gone with tiger.
Living arrangements.
My fairy godmother. As far as I know she lives alone. But there has got to be a 24-hour staff making all of her soon-to-be-princess dreams come true. Also, based on photos I’ve seen, none of the dudes she hangs out with are short.
Favorite color?
Blue. Though some people on the message boards seem to think she likes “every colour.” Turns out people on message boards are almost as stupid as people who take the time to do these Facebook quizzes.
Pets?
A crab a fish and a seagull. I’m not sure if she has any pets. But the queen seems kind of crabby and the idea of the monarchy is a little fishy. I guess we’ll sea.
Result:
Kate Middleton is Belle.
According to the quiz, she is bookish but incredibly pretty. I guess that and the see-through dress are what attracted that beast Wills to her. Does that make Harry Jerry Orbach or Angela Lansbury?
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