Early on in my trip, I overheard a woman tell a friend: “That’s where little kids go to be Jedi.”
It’s a completely normal sentence but because she said it with a southern accent, somehow it seemed like she believed those kids were actually going to be Jedi.
People from the South are not any less intelligent than people from other parts of the country, but somehow we’ve all been conditioned to believe they are.
That said, here are the most entertaining things I overheard people with Southern accents say at Disney World:
“Shit, Manny. It’s Stitch!”
"How she gonna sing underwater without gills?"
“He don’t personalize it or nothing?” – Man, right after his son got Donald Duck’s autograph
“If I were here, I’d sure as hell look.”
“Heck, I’ll scare you worse than that.” – Man, to his crying son, outside of Tower of Terror
“Ain’t no giant pumpkin gonna put food on my table.”
“Sometimes it IS the time and place to get angry.” – Man, outside Winnie The Pooh ride
“Jeremy… Jeremy… Jeremy… That boy's name Jeremy?” – Man, calling his son
“Now we don’t gotta go to the real France.” - Woman standing in Germany pavilion.
“I’m a try and get Snow White to say Roll Tide.”
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